Tech-savvy Rancher Gifts

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

'He's a Tex'an.'

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist!

Old MacDonald had a startup.

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

Farmer using a photo editing program

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

This one needs re-booting!

Yup, I like these self-driving cattle. Google.

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

"I'm on the range, but I'm not home on the range."

Modern Shepherding

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

'Hang on, the analysis of the Audiospectrograph of that call indicates it's a decoy...'

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

Remote control sheepdog

Milk Machine

A Hunter on a Mechanical Horse.

saving water

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'