Tech-savvy Agriculturist Gifts

"Picking blackberries has gotten complex, hasn't it?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist!

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

Old MacDonald had a startup.

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

Farmer using a photo editing program

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

"Genetically modified crops are more resilient against climate change."

This one needs re-booting!

Modern Shepherding

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

GM Crop Lark

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

Milk Machine

saving water

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'

I'm texting!

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

'I'm not sure why, but you sound muffled.'

Farm wife rings her husband rather than calling out to him to let him know that dinner is ready.

Agriculture and New Technologies

'He's a Tex'an.'

'Hang on Suzie, according to my Pecking Order App, I'm next...'

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"