Tech-savvy Grower Gifts

"You youngsters will never understand what farming used to be about...you're to cosseted in your hated tractors surrounded your gizmos..."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Okay, dig that one up!

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

Hydroponic Gardening

Old MacDonald had a startup.

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

Farmer using a photo editing program

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

This one needs re-booting!

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

Modern Shepherding

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

GM Crop Lark

Solar powered sundial

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

saving water

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'

Milk Machine

Save the Files on the Cloud.

I'm texting!

Farm wife rings her husband rather than calling out to him to let him know that dinner is ready.

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

'He's a Tex'an.'

"Square tomatoes. Blue pumpkins? Inside-out corn."