Tech-savvy Botanist Gifts

GM Crop Lark

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"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist!

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

Old MacDonald had a startup.

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Farmer using a photo editing program

Bird to bird: 'If I'm not careful, I could twitter my life away.'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

Arachnid Research Lab. I don't need to actually be here all the time, I use a web cam!

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

This one needs re-booting!

Modern Shepherding

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist! (Published originally on August 26, 2015.)

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'

Milk Machine

Save the Files on the Cloud.

saving water

"My plants have been growing so much better since I started texting them."

Farm wife rings her husband rather than calling out to him to let him know that dinner is ready.

In 90 feet, do a u-turn � In 90 feet, do a u-turn � In 90 feet, do a u-turn � Riding mower GPS.

Talk to your plants - but never enter a suicide pact with one.

"...Father Gill would not accept that whistling could not be a substitute for water."