Tech-savvy Botanist Mugs

GM Crop Lark

Okay, dig that one up!

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

Old MacDonald had a startup.

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

Farmer using a photo editing program

Bird to bird: 'If I'm not careful, I could twitter my life away.'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

This one needs re-booting!

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

Modern Shepherding

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

saving water

Milk Machine

Save the Files on the Cloud.

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'

"Virtual gardener."

"...Father Gill would not accept that whistling could not be a substitute for water."

'I'm not sure why, but you sound muffled.'

Farm wife rings her husband rather than calling out to him to let him know that dinner is ready.

Talk to your plants - but never enter a suicide pact with one.