"You youngsters will never understand what farming used to be about...you're to cosseted in your hated tractors surrounded your gizmos..."
Tech-savvy Grower T-Shirts
Dress your favorite tech-savvy grower in humor and style. Our t-shirts feature clever designs that highlight their love for gardening and their digital savvy.
Okay, dig that one up!
'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'
"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"
"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."
Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.
Hydroponic Gardening
Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist!
The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!
Old MacDonald had a startup.
"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."
'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'
'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'
'Sewer farm - 100% organic'
A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof
"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."
Farmer using a photo editing program
"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."
This one needs re-booting!
Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist! (Published originally on August 26, 2015.)
Modern Shepherding
'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'
"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."
GM Crop Lark
Solar powered sundial
"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."
Save the Files on the Cloud.
'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'
Milk Machine
saving water
I'm texting!
Farm wife rings her husband rather than calling out to him to let him know that dinner is ready.
'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'
"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."
"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"
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