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Old MacDonald had a startup.

Milk Machine

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'

This one needs re-booting!

"Myherd.com?"

'This 'tractor-thing' he's bought seems to do our work very well indeed: Early retirement for us Bob!'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"I never search my health symptoms anymore. It always seems to lead to barbecue."

Milking the Cow

Cane Cutting Technology

Selfie With A Scarecrow

Modern Shepherding

"I'm working from home today."

"Over here farmer Brown. I'm next."

Mad Cow Revolution

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

You're free range, so don't forget your GPS.

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

"She's downloading

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

'I'm afraid she's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease!'

'. . . download the top bales, then upload them into the barn...got it?'

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

'I just thought if I got away from the barn, I could have some privacy.'

'I'm not sure why, but you sound muffled.'

Farmer using a photo editing program

Farm wife rings her husband rather than calling out to him to let him know that dinner is ready.

Old MacDonald's farm. Checking E-I-E-I-O mail.

Hovertrough

Fly surfing his A**ebook profile.

"He still gets up early but then starts checking messages."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."