Tech-savvy Rancher T-Shirts

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

'He's a Tex'an.'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

Old MacDonald had a startup.

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

Farmer using a photo editing program

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

This one needs re-booting!

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

Modern Shepherding

"I'm on the range, but I'm not home on the range."

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

'Hang on, the analysis of the Audiospectrograph of that call indicates it's a decoy...'

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

Remote control sheepdog

Milk Machine

A Hunter on a Mechanical Horse.

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'

saving water

I'm texting!

Technology and Agriculture

'I'm not sure why, but you sound muffled.'