Tech-loving Rancher T-Shirts

Technology and Agriculture

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

Wild West Text Showdown

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

Old MacDonald had a startup.

Young MacDonald

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Farmer using a photo editing program

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

This one needs re-booting!

"I'm on the range, but I'm not home on the range."

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

Yup, I like these self-driving cattle. Google.

Modern Shepherding

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'

Milk Machine

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

"I got a text from Black Bart. What does a sideways frowny face mean?"

Farm wife rings her husband rather than calling out to him to let him know that dinner is ready.

'He's a Tex'an.'

'I'd track the cow's production on Excel if I could turn on the computer.'

'I'm not sure why, but you sound muffled.'

"Should we look it up on Google and see if it's dangerous?"

"I never search my health symptoms anymore. It always seems to lead to barbecue."