Tech-loving Rancher T-Shirts

Technology and Agriculture

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

Wild West Text Showdown

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

Old MacDonald had a startup.

Young MacDonald

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

Farmer using a photo editing program

This one needs re-booting!

Modern Shepherding

"I'm on the range, but I'm not home on the range."

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'

Milk Machine

'I'm not sure why, but you sound muffled.'

'I'd track the cow's production on Excel if I could turn on the computer.'

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

Farm wife rings her husband rather than calling out to him to let him know that dinner is ready.

'He's a Tex'an.'

"Should we look it up on Google and see if it's dangerous?"

"I never search my health symptoms anymore. It always seems to lead to barbecue."

Old MacDonald's farm. Checking E-I-E-I-O mail.