Techie Rancher T-Shirts

"I'm on the range, but I'm not home on the range."

Dawing your Cellphone

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

Wild West Text Showdown

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

Old MacDonald had a startup.

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

Young MacDonald

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

Farmer using a photo editing program

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

This one needs re-booting!

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

Modern Shepherding

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'

Milk Machine

'I'd track the cow's production on Excel if I could turn on the computer.'

'I'm not sure why, but you sound muffled.'

Farm wife rings her husband rather than calling out to him to let him know that dinner is ready.

Technology and Agriculture

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

Texas Programmers AC Members Club: Ride the wild mainframe.

'He's a Tex'an.'