Tech Cowboy T-Shirts

Texas Programmers AC Members Club: Ride the wild mainframe.

Dawing your Cellphone

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

Meet the new factory manager.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"Let's scoot."

Wild West Text Showdown

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Cyberwarfare

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

"The boss use to herd cattle before he started the company."

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

'I think it's something religious. Every time my dad looks at it, he says 'Oh my God!'.'

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

Photocoffier.

Dogfights/Drone Fights

Zoom Rodeos

'They were two payroll cowboys riding together.'

'Can't talk now. I'm on a virtual holiday.'

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.