Internet Cowboy T-Shirts

"This internet forum ain't big enough fer the two of us."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Artists of the wild west.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"Let's scoot."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Wild West Text Showdown

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

Elevator/Open Range

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

Zoom Rodeos

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

'Ever wish we were back on Wall Street?'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"The new guy says he's a data wrangler."

'You fellas know what the code of the west is? I need it to get online.'

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."