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Wild West Text Showdown

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Meet the new factory manager.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Let's scoot."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Cyberwarfare

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

Photocoffier.

Zoom Rodeos

Dogfights/Drone Fights

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

'Can't talk now. I'm on a virtual holiday.'

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

"Seriously? After binoculars and massive camera zooms, now drones! Darn bird-watchers!"

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"They've replaced the company car."