Technology Cowboy Prints

Wild West Text Showdown

I'm thinking of open-carrying. Forget it, little buddy. The last thing anyone needs is for you to be running around armed. You don't know the first thing about firearm safety. Who said anything about firearms? I'm talking about open-carrying my iPad. STOP! There's nothing more disgusting than a geek who thinks he's a technology cowboy wearing his gadgets like they're weapons. Stop the madness! What do you think, Randy: Hip holster, thigh holster, or shoulder sling? STOP!!! A real man would just

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Meet the new factory manager.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"Let's scoot."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

Cyberwarfare

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

Photocoffier.

Zoom Rodeos

Dogfights/Drone Fights

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

'Can't talk now. I'm on a virtual holiday.'

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

STRIP Hambone: Latest in portable computers

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."