Cowboy Innovator Prints

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

The Runaway Horse

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

The Not So Wild West

Cow duel.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Let's scoot."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

Civil Howdy Pardnership

Wild West Text Showdown

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Jasper's Limo Service.

Davey Crockets Teddy Bear hat

Cowboy

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."