Internet Cowboy Pillows

"This internet forum ain't big enough fer the two of us."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Artists of the wild west.

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"Let's scoot."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Wild West Text Showdown

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

Zoom Rodeos

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

'Ever wish we were back on Wall Street?'

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"The new guy says he's a data wrangler."

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

In concert with Garth Vader

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."