Virtual Cowboy Pillows

"He's a games designer, he was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation stick."

Cowboys playing guitar video games.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Second lifeReal life.

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"Let's scoot."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Wild West Text Showdown

Sheriff.

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Elevator/Open Range

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

John Wayne

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

Zoom Rodeos

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"The new guy says he's a data wrangler."