Virtual Cowboy Gifts

"He's a games designer, he was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation stick."

Cowboys playing guitar video games.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Second lifeReal life.

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Let's scoot."

Sheriff.

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Wild West Text Showdown

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

Zoom Rodeos

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

"The new guy says he's a data wrangler."

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.