Cyberspace Cowboy Gifts

Evolution.

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"Careful! He knows computers."

Binary Man

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

Wild West Text Showdown

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Zoom Rodeos

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"Seems you Americans, you have lost your mojo, yes?"

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"The new guy says he's a data wrangler."

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

In concert with Garth Vader

Downtown Express Turned Stagecoach As Two Cowboys Ride On The Front

Cowboys playing guitar video games.

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

Artistic Licence.

Texas Programmers AC Members Club: Ride the wild mainframe.

'He's a Tex'an.'

"Nobody knows your dead on the Internet."