Coding Cowboy Gifts

'... Another software engineer!? - For God's sake woman, put him in a holding pattern...'

Evolution.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Hardware and software

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"Careful! He knows computers."

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Silicon Vale

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"When Junior was small his first words were Dot Com."

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

Wild West Text Showdown

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

You're so demanding, run it yourself!

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."

Zoom Rodeos

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'