Creative Cowboy Gifts

Artistic Licence.

He was notoriously quick on the draw

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Artists of the wild west.

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"Let's scoot."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Wild West Text Showdown

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

"The boss use to herd cattle before he started the company."

Elevator/Open Range

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

John Wayne

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

'I think it's something religious. Every time my dad looks at it, he says 'Oh my God!'.'

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

Zoom Rodeos

'They were two payroll cowboys riding together.'

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

Bart is quite at home on the range.

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"I don't think so, Ted!"