Intellectual Cowboy Gifts

"Why, no, Zeke, I didn’t read Jesse Barron’s interview with Rachel Kushner in the spring issue of The Paris Review."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Dawing your Cellphone

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Let's scoot."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Wild West Text Showdown

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"The boss use to herd cattle before he started the company."

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

Zoom Rodeos

'I think it's something religious. Every time my dad looks at it, he says 'Oh my God!'.'

'They were two payroll cowboys riding together.'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'Ever wish we were back on Wall Street?'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

"I don't think so, Ted!"

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

'I don't know about you, Tex, but I thought that the relationship between Elizabeth and Mr Darcy was darn tootin'.'

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.