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"Why, no, Zeke, I didn’t read Jesse Barron’s interview with Rachel Kushner in the spring issue of The Paris Review."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Dawing your Cellphone

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"Let's scoot."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Wild West Text Showdown

"The boss use to herd cattle before he started the company."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

'They were two payroll cowboys riding together.'

'I think it's something religious. Every time my dad looks at it, he says 'Oh my God!'.'

Zoom Rodeos

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

'Ever wish we were back on Wall Street?'

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

"I don't think so, Ted!"

'You fellas know what the code of the west is? I need it to get online.'

'I don't know about you, Tex, but I thought that the relationship between Elizabeth and Mr Darcy was darn tootin'.'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In