Mindful Cowboy Gifts

Dude Ranch. Activities Schedule. They have meditation classes! "Om" on the range!

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Dawing your Cellphone

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Agricultural Psychology

Gene Therapy

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"Let's scoot."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Wild West Text Showdown

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

Meditation Center

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Conformity

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

"He got laid off six months ago. Been pounding the pavement ever since."

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."