Lonely Cowboy Gifts

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

New Guy.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

Kid tries to lasso a cat

Domestic Pardners

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Desert Planet

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

The Language of Love

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

"I don't think so, Ted!"

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

'I don't know about you, Tex, but I thought that the relationship between Elizabeth and Mr Darcy was darn tootin'.'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

"Don't believe him, boss. It's a trick."

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

"It was an ambush Sheriff, Injuns, didn't see what tribe, but they were real young!"

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.

"No, thanks, Tex - it makes me queasy just watching you."

"I like sad songs."

Dave's new nail gun revived the childhood ambitions he'd had before realizing that he could earn more as a carpenter than as a hero.

'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!'

'We were lonely at the bottom and in the middle. I'm sure we'll get used to being lonely at the top.'

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'