Playful Cowboy Gifts

"It was an ambush Sheriff, Injuns, didn't see what tribe, but they were real young!"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Dawing your Cellphone

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Artists of the wild west.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Let's scoot."

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Wild West Text Showdown

"..Not cloudy all day."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

The Language of Love

"Giddyup."

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

"Don't believe him, boss. It's a trick."

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

"Dunno which one of 'em did it, but we just got two stars on Rate Yer Driver."

"My gun's in the shop. Let's establish a dialogue."

How cowboys book their rides remotely.