Playful Cowboy Gifts

"It was an ambush Sheriff, Injuns, didn't see what tribe, but they were real young!"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Dawing your Cellphone

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Artists of the wild west.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Let's scoot."

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Wild West Text Showdown

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

The Language of Love

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"I don't think so, Ted!"

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

"Dunno which one of 'em did it, but we just got two stars on Rate Yer Driver."

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

"My gun's in the shop. Let's establish a dialogue."

Artistic Licence.