Flirtatious Cowboy Gifts

The Language of Love

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Artists of the wild west.

Beach flirting

'May I have the key to your heart?'

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

Domestic Pardners

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"It was an ambush Sheriff, Injuns, didn't see what tribe, but they were real young!"

"Texas style? Again?"

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

Nice For His Boots!

"It's kind of a trademark thing. I shoot first. Then I ask a question. Then I yodel."

"If you kick her with the left spur, she'll give you more lumbar support."

"Buckled up for safety, Slim?"

"The least you could do is move over one seat and offer to make me happy for the rest of my life."

F&E clothing. Sale. That's very funny, Ernie. Ranch Dressing. Now go get the sign that says "Western Wear"!

"In the bad old days, Nigel used to spend much of his time drinking and 'picking up birds'. . ."

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

R.A. is a nympho.

'So maybe I am a real animal...don't you believe in animal rights?'

Saloon door for dogs.

Romantic HOliday.

'Dang! I shoulda called the sitter.'

'This year I think I'll go to the lakes and see the scenery.' - 'Or go to the beach and be the scenery.'

"Did you hear? A bunch of girls went through our neighborhood last night shoe-polishing our cars."

'No I don't care about your rules,,,'

Careful, friend - Clem there has an itchy Twitter finger.

"I'm not wearing any thermal underwear."

"This shirt, kerchief, and pants – all Ralph Lauren. The belt and my undergarments – Calvin Klein."

'Baddie on board'