Flirtatious Cowboy Pillows

The Language of Love

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Artists of the wild west.

Beach flirting

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Domestic Pardners

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

"It was an ambush Sheriff, Injuns, didn't see what tribe, but they were real young!"

"Texas style? Again?"

"It's kind of a trademark thing. I shoot first. Then I ask a question. Then I yodel."

Nice For His Boots!

"If you kick her with the left spur, she'll give you more lumbar support."

"The least you could do is move over one seat and offer to make me happy for the rest of my life."

'So maybe I am a real animal...don't you believe in animal rights?'

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

"Buckled up for safety, Slim?"

"In the bad old days, Nigel used to spend much of his time drinking and 'picking up birds'. . ."

R.A. is a nympho.

'No I don't care about your rules,,,'

"Did you hear? A bunch of girls went through our neighborhood last night shoe-polishing our cars."

"I'm not wearing any thermal underwear."

Romantic HOliday.

'This year I think I'll go to the lakes and see the scenery.' - 'Or go to the beach and be the scenery.'

'Dang! I shoulda called the sitter.'

"This shirt, kerchief, and pants – all Ralph Lauren. The belt and my undergarments – Calvin Klein."

'Baddie on board'