Flirtatious Fellow Pillows

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

You make me feel like dancing!

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Tango

Attention Span Man

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

William Tell Overture

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"Is this a sex thing?"

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

Beach Attraction

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Snake Charmer

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

I think we're alone now!

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

"Thanks for paying me a compliment."

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

'Yes, you can walk me home - My husband loves a good fight!'

Happy Hour

"You make me want to be a bigger man."