Flirty Person Pillows

Coronavirus-Era Pick p Lines

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

You make me feel like dancing!

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Tunnel of fleeting love.

Tango

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

"I have a great idea. Come up to my place and we'll watch all 13 episodes of House of Cards!"

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

Snake Charmer

"Thanks for paying me a compliment."

'Go on, have one drink with me.'

"And he has such soulful eyes."

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"You've got a green light - use it!"

"You really know how to push my buttons."

'I think you'll have fun. I'm a blast to hang out with.'

The Booty Call of Cthulhu

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

Happy Hour

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."