Flirty Folks Pillows

"Penny for your Thoughts...dollar for your panties."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

'Go on, have one drink with me.'

"You've got a green light - use it!"

The Booty Call of Cthulhu

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'Your place or mine?' - 'Both.'

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

'You have two of the most beautiful legs in the world. I counted them.'

'Oh, your mouth is saying 'Bow wow', Dolores, but your eyes are saying 'Woof'!'

"May I write a poem about you?"

"Dibs on the tall one!"

'Wow, how tall are you?. . . Let's talk about the eight inches.'

"-and give their hunky centre forward a big,juicy smacker from me!"

'My owner's place or your owner's place?'

"Why don't you come inside and let me give you a nightcap."

'Hmmm... looks like hemlines are up this season.'

A flirt is as strong as her weakest wink.

"They call me Little Miss Neckbreaker!"

' Buy a lady a gallon of unleaded...? '

'That skirt of yours is so tight I can hardly breath.'

'-and give me a ring when you get any more in!'

'What a six pack.'

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...'

'I don't know, Sparky. I think you just met your match.'

Maureen Got Around.

'The mature woman knows exactly how to attract a man. . . eensy beansy cell phones. . .the mature woman doesn't necessarily want the man when he gets here. . .'

'He tells his missus he only pops in here for a little piece and quiet!'