Flirty Friends Pillows

'My owner's place or your owner's place?'

'Your place or mine?' - 'Both.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Why we need poetry. . .

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"Call me?"

I only have eyes for you

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

You are my sunshine!

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Your place or mine?'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"I wanna be your lapdog."

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

Barman In Love.

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'I think I've scored.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."