Flirty Friend Pillows

No, I don

'That skirt of yours is so tight I can hardly breath.'

'-and give me a ring when you get any more in!'

'The mature woman knows exactly how to attract a man. . . eensy beansy cell phones. . .the mature woman doesn't necessarily want the man when he gets here. . .'

'You've got that Italian look... olive oil?'

'Oh, your mouth is saying 'Bow wow', Dolores, but your eyes are saying 'Woof'!'

'What a six pack.'

'You have two of the most beautiful legs in the world. I counted them.'

Fancy popping over to my pad?

'Go on, have one drink with me.'

"And he has such soulful eyes."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

10 K Tail-Chase

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Bears going water skiing.

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"You're suffering from extreme laziness."

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

You make me feel like dancing!

Clown Happy Hour

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Tango

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

Tunnel of fleeting love.