Flirtatious Flirt Pillows

"I've always had a thing for women with big....hair!"

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

You make me feel like dancing!

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Tango

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

'Do you come here often?'

Attention Span Man

"Wanna go out?"

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

"Is this a sex thing?"

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

Snake Charmer

"Thanks for paying me a compliment."

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

I think we're alone now!

Beach Attraction

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

'Yes, you can walk me home - My husband loves a good fight!'

'Mom, Ed rid us of household pests, but now he's become one.'