Flirtatious Thinker Pillows

"Would you regard yourself as an impressionable woman?"

When two philosophers date. So

Beach flirting

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Attention Span Man

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"Is this a sex thing?"

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

I think we're alone now!

Snake Charmer

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"Oh, I beg your pardon – I'm just looking for my husband."

'The frowsting bacchant kept his shelty vicinal.'

"You seem like a nice guy - I don't suppose you have a job or anything?"

The Booty Call of Cthulhu

"That's sweet, but what does 'bulbous' mean?"

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

"You make me want to be a bigger man."

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

'She hates swimming...loves being rescued.'

"£200,000, that's going to but one great holiday."

'Ever thought about living in a monastery?'

Nice For His Boots!

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

"Hi, handsome."

"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"

'I dreamt about work last night. You sure looked cute in a bikini.'

I can't believe I'm waiting on a comic strip legend! Won't you take off that beret and let down your beautiful Prince Valiant hair? Perhaps later, back at my castle, fair damsel! Menu.

"You're the strong, silent type. I like that in a man."