Flirtatious Philosopher Pillows

'Ever thought about living in a monastery?'

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Attention Span Man

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"Is this a sex thing?"

I think we're alone now!

Snake Charmer

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

Swiss Referendum

"Oh, I beg your pardon – I'm just looking for my husband."

"You seem like a nice guy - I don't suppose you have a job or anything?"

'The frowsting bacchant kept his shelty vicinal.'

"You make me want to be a bigger man."

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

The Booty Call of Cthulhu

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

'She hates swimming...loves being rescued.'

"Do you play?"

'My body was a temple, now it's the Acropolis.'

'I tend to look on the negative side of things. Do you guys do rose coloured glasses'

"What a screwup. I was only supposed to get a hip replacement."

'...and please, please, please, give me a chance to price to you that winning the lottery won't spoil me...'

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

'I dreamt about work last night. You sure looked cute in a bikini.'

Rural Life - 'The water is marvellous ... you're silly not to come in and join me, Virginie'