Flirtatious Intellectual Pillows

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

You make me feel like dancing!

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Tango

Attention Span Man

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Is this a sex thing?"

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Thanks for paying me a compliment."

Snake Charmer

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

I think we're alone now!

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

'Yes, you can walk me home - My husband loves a good fight!'

Happy Hour

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"