Flirtatious Intellectual Mugs

When two philosophers date. So

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

You make me feel like dancing!

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Tunnel of fleeting love.

Tango

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Attention Span Man

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Is this a sex thing?"

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I have a great idea. Come up to my place and we'll watch all 13 episodes of House of Cards!"

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"Thanks for paying me a compliment."

Snake Charmer

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

I think we're alone now!

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

Happy Hour

'Mom, Ed rid us of household pests, but now he's become one.'

"That's sweet, but what does 'bulbous' mean?"

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"