Flirtatious Strategist Mugs

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Beach flirting

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

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'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"Is this a sex thing?"

"I'm in advertising. . ."

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Timing is everything. I recommend that you act now before the authorities discover I've escaped."

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."