Flirtatious Character Pillows

Only the truly worthy can pick up Thor's hammer.

When two philosophers date. So

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Beach flirting

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

You make me feel like dancing!

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Tunnel of fleeting love.

Tango

Attention Span Man

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Is this a sex thing?"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"I have a great idea. Come up to my place and we'll watch all 13 episodes of House of Cards!"

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

Beach Attraction

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

I think we're alone now!

"Thanks for paying me a compliment."

Snake Charmer

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.