Flirtatious Character Pillows

Only the truly worthy can pick up Thor's hammer.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Beach flirting

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

You make me feel like dancing!

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Tango

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Attention Span Man

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

"Is this a sex thing?"

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

Snake Charmer

"Thanks for paying me a compliment."

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

I think we're alone now!

Beach Attraction

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"