Flirtatious Fun Pillows

Beach Attraction

Careful Dad, you're turning my teacher red.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"She's so sweet I could eat her up. . . Yes, and I know where I'd start."

Beware of the snog...

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

You make me feel like dancing!

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Tango

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Is this a sex thing?"

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

I think we're alone now!

Snake Charmer

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"Thanks for paying me a compliment."

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

'I think you'll have fun. I'm a blast to hang out with.'

Happy Hour

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

'My agent says there's five men at this party who want to sleep with me!'

"You seem like a nice guy - I don't suppose you have a job or anything?"

'Big sod.'

'Mom, Ed rid us of household pests, but now he's become one.'

'Yes, you can walk me home - My husband loves a good fight!'