Flirtatious Antics Pillows

"Did you hear? A bunch of girls went through our neighborhood last night shoe-polishing our cars."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

Beach flirting

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

You make me feel like dancing!

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Tunnel of fleeting love.

Tango

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I have a great idea. Come up to my place and we'll watch all 13 episodes of House of Cards!"

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

"Thanks for paying me a compliment."

Beach Attraction

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

Snake Charmer

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

'I think you'll have fun. I'm a blast to hang out with.'

Happy Hour