Affectionate Antics Pillows

'I've been training him to feign affection.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Cow Blue Arrows

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

The Goalkeeper

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Can I have flies with that'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"What's all this?"

"Barney! Get down!"

'Pull...'

The Karate Kitten.

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

Moon Pies.

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

"I'd like to drop about 1000 pounds of 'objective evaluation' on his head."

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

YAAY! Slam dump!

"Hibernation sounds old fashioned. Now we call it binge sleeping."