Affectionate Antics Gifts

'I've been training him to feign affection.'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Cow Blue Arrows

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'Can I have flies with that'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

The Goalkeeper

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"What's all this?"

"Barney! Get down!"

'Pull...'

The Karate Kitten.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

"I'd like to drop about 1000 pounds of 'objective evaluation' on his head."

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

YAAY! Slam dump!

'That's it, Henderson - I'm through playing 'Cat and Mouse' with you!'

"Hibernation sounds old fashioned. Now we call it binge sleeping."