Playful Flirts Pillows

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Old School Likes

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

'Do you come here often?'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"Wanna go out?"

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

'Sweet, Caroline?'

Romance - Alive and Well in the Twenty First Century.

Beach Attraction

Santa Romance

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

"I guess you could say we're into each other."

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

'Who says suave sophistication is dead?'

'Gagging for it.'

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."

Festive Flirt.

Flirtation

'No, sorry, I just work here.'

"I'm missing a significant other person in my life."

'I am usually a leg man but in your case...'

'If I may paraphrase Dr. Martin Luther King, I have a dream that one day I will not be judged by the color of my money, but by the content of my pants.'

"Tell the messenger I'm almost done with my sext."

'I don't think of you as a sex object, Irene -- I think of you as two sex objects!'

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

"It's working Floyd, she's watching you!"

'You look like a strong man -- could you get the lid off this container of birth control pills?'