Lighthearted Flirt Pillows

'Do you come here often?'

"Wanna go out?"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Call me, Ishmael."

"You're suffering from extreme laziness."

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

Shall I be mother?

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

"Can we role-play a couple who are too tired to have sex?"

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

'Sweet, Caroline?'

Carpet cleaning

"I have two children from a previous economic cycle."

'Yes, some mornings I do wake up grumpy - but only if he's oversleeping'

"You just had to ask him how he was doing, didn't you?"

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'Yeah, you're probably right: She's not worth fighting over... Wanna do Heads or Tails?'

'Who says suave sophistication is dead?'

"Call me!"

I hope I didn't hear you correctly, Lance. Actually, I hope so too, Gloria.

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

"I guess you could say we're into each other."

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."

Hello, sugar lumps? Oh, wrong number? May I call you sugar lumps anyway?

"I'm missing a significant other person in my life."

"Hon, it's been more that four hours. Shouldn't we call the doctor?"