Lighthearted Flirt Pillows

'Do you come here often?'

"Wanna go out?"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Call me, Ishmael."

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

"You're suffering from extreme laziness."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Shall I be mother?

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

"Can we role-play a couple who are too tired to have sex?"

'Sweet, Caroline?'

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

Carpet cleaning

'Yes, some mornings I do wake up grumpy - but only if he's oversleeping'

"You just had to ask him how he was doing, didn't you?"

"I have two children from a previous economic cycle."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

"I guess you could say we're into each other."

"Call me!"

'Yeah, you're probably right: She's not worth fighting over... Wanna do Heads or Tails?'

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

'Who says suave sophistication is dead?'

"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."

"I'm missing a significant other person in my life."

'If I may paraphrase Dr. Martin Luther King, I have a dream that one day I will not be judged by the color of my money, but by the content of my pants.'

'No, sorry, I just work here.'

"Hon, it's been more that four hours. Shouldn't we call the doctor?"