Literary Flirt Pillows

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."

"Call me, Ishmael."

"Let's make romance non-fiction."

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"I wanna be your lapdog."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

"Arouse Me!"

'Do you come here often?'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"Wanna go out?"

"I like a dress that leaves very little to the imagination."

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'Good Lord, Tiffany! Where did you learn to lick like that?'

Wildlife Refuge

'Sweet, Caroline?'

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

'You'd be the wind beneath my wings if I could fly.'

'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

U R Hot

'Who says suave sophistication is dead?'

"I'm their accountant. Trust me - I'm the one you want to get lucky with."

"I guess you could say we're into each other."

"May I write a poem about you?"

"You're so good-looking and noble and strong! I can't believe how you fought off that shark!"

'Physicists talking dirty'

Hello, sugar lumps? Oh, wrong number? May I call you sugar lumps anyway?