Literary Flirt Pillows

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."

"Call me, Ishmael."

"Let's make romance non-fiction."

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"I wanna be your lapdog."

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

'Do you come here often?'

"Arouse Me!"

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"I like a dress that leaves very little to the imagination."

"Wanna go out?"

'Good Lord, Tiffany! Where did you learn to lick like that?'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'Sweet, Caroline?'

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

Wildlife Refuge

'You'd be the wind beneath my wings if I could fly.'

'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

U R Hot

"May I write a poem about you?"

"I guess you could say we're into each other."

"I'm their accountant. Trust me - I'm the one you want to get lucky with."

'Who says suave sophistication is dead?'

"You're so good-looking and noble and strong! I can't believe how you fought off that shark!"

'Physicists talking dirty'

'You can have these for nothing. They're the same ones you had on when you came in.'