Legendary Flirt Pillows

'He was a remarkable man.'

I only have eyes for you

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Recess does things to a man."

"Call me, Ishmael."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'Do you come here often?'

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"Wanna go out?"

"Must you sing, 'I'm in the mood for love' everytime you want sex?"

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'I love it when you oink dirty to me...'

"The catch of the day, madame, is me!"

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

'I'm writing a phone book...Can I have your number, please?'

Love

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

"May I eat at the bar ... read your paper, text friends and hit on you?"

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

Photographs of Neville gave gals an itch they found difficult to scratch.

"Well, hellooo gorgeous! Did you hear the humans named a position after us?"

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'Your intoxication beauty has made me forget my problems, my inhibitions, my wallet. Would you mind paying for the check?'

"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."

'How could I have a girl in every port? I haven't been in every port.'

"You should only believe half of what I tell you."

'Keep in mind I'm beautiful on the inside.'

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."