Legendary Flirt Mugs

'He was a remarkable man.'

I only have eyes for you

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Recess does things to a man."

"Call me, Ishmael."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'Do you come here often?'

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"Wanna go out?"

"Must you sing, 'I'm in the mood for love' everytime you want sex?"

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"The catch of the day, madame, is me!"

'I love it when you oink dirty to me...'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

'I'm writing a phone book...Can I have your number, please?'

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

Love

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

Photographs of Neville gave gals an itch they found difficult to scratch.

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"

"Well, hellooo gorgeous! Did you hear the humans named a position after us?"

"May I eat at the bar ... read your paper, text friends and hit on you?"

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'Your intoxication beauty has made me forget my problems, my inhibitions, my wallet. Would you mind paying for the check?'

'Keep in mind I'm beautiful on the inside.'

'How could I have a girl in every port? I haven't been in every port.'

"I'm the most pathetic man on earth."

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

"Dude...Smiley wants to meet me for a burger...maybe it means she's hungry."