Serial Flirt Pillows

"Stop talking to people at bus stops."

I only have eyes for you

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Recess does things to a man."

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

"Call me, Ishmael."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"You again, Paul?! Hey, you must know this ceremony inside out!"

'I love it when you oink dirty to me...'

"The catch of the day, madame, is me!"

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

Love

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

Photographs of Neville gave gals an itch they found difficult to scratch.

"You really know how to push my buttons."

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"I'm the most pathetic man on earth."

"When we go for walks, Young Master refers to me as his favourite "Chick Magnet": What does that mean?"

Mavis didn't realise she was still on hold. . . !

"You should only believe half of what I tell you."

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."