Serial Flirt Pillows

"Stop talking to people at bus stops."

I only have eyes for you

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Recess does things to a man."

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

"Call me, Ishmael."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'You had me at your first tweet..'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"You again, Paul?! Hey, you must know this ceremony inside out!"

"The catch of the day, madame, is me!"

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

'I love it when you oink dirty to me...'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

Love

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

Photographs of Neville gave gals an itch they found difficult to scratch.

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

"You really know how to push my buttons."

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'How could I have a girl in every port? I haven't been in every port.'

Mavis didn't realise she was still on hold. . . !

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

"You should only believe half of what I tell you."

"I'm the most pathetic man on earth."

"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."